Tuesday, December 11, 2007

ODM's regional manifestos

In an innovative departure from the dull and meaningless campaign adopted by each of its opponents, the ODM party of Raila Odinga has been rolling out regional manifestos. Call them vote shopping wish-lists but I think it is time we paid attention to this revolutionary approach of decentralising the campaign issues in order to magnify the needs of the regions rather dealing with them in the haphazard nature that fails to delineate the regional pressing needs from the national obsessions. This is indeed in keeping with the confessed Majimbo system of governance which is espoused by ODM and which it wishes to introduce upon clinching power. While we find this approach to be appropriate because it gives prominence to the needs and aspirations of each region, we find stark contrasts with the other contestants. PNU, when they are not involved in those endless in-fightings (sic) are busy telling us about the yesterday of (good) Kibaki and (bad) Raila. But they only mention the yesterday of Moi to drive the point that Kibaki's yesterday is miles apart from Moi's (terrible) yesterday. Forget that the two are at the moment scheming to stymie Mr Odinga's (brighter) tomorrow for Kenya. At the same time, when the PNU is not involved in internecine fighting and squabbles, they are busy lumping together the needs of all Kenyans as ONE. It is as if the priority for a cattle-rustling victim in the North Rift is same as those of a victim of fishing-territory offender from Uganda. Much the same way that Mungiki is not an issue to Kakamega, the tribal clashes we witness in Molo and Mt. Elgon are not the concern of the people of Marsabit in the marginalised NFD (a derogatory colonial tag this!).


ODM's approach needs, therefore, to be critiqued against the background that the country has been developing since independence and even before that in a skewed manner only beneficial to the ruling class. Kenyatta grabbed and amassed land at the coast and in the Rift Valley and the greater Kiambu in proportions that we cannot comprehend. Moi after him grabbed forest land and relocated the Ogiek to pave way for his tea at Kiptagich while spreading his wings far and wide including grabbing of the East Africa Tanning and Extract (EATEC) farm. Kibaki is equally a beneficiary of massively faulty land allocation policies, he owns large chunks of land in Bahati among others and it will not be lost on any casual observer that the war in Kenya's 2007 election is a class war. In this regard, the have-nots are waging a war against the haves and it is interesting that Raila, an equally wealthy and 'landly (sic)' investor is the champion and epitome of that class contest pitting the bourgeois class against the proletariat peasants. Incidentally, those who own the means of production (land as an indispensable capital) under-utilise it while those who are itching to eke out a decent living have nothing to do because of deliberate state-sponsored (or failure to act otherwise) deprivation and failure to redress land distribution.


ODM's patent-like political ideation therefore invites a thorough re-examination of our approach to Majimbo. If there be anything compulsive about the need to go regional and devolve not only power but agenda and resources, it is the absurdity with which our governance system continues to treat the down-trodden regions. Any sensible Kenyan should be excused for wasting the optimism about Kibaki, read Hon Kirwa' ministry of Agriculture, to rid Kenya of the begging basket and the eyesore of famine and starvation. Some of these scenes, we hasten to add, are always witnessed notwithstanding the glut in harvest in the areas that have the ecological conditions to feed the country. ODM wishes to deal with each region as a unique entity and in this way provide a local agenda which will address 'local' issues and concerns. After all we were educated by the fractious PNU that politics is 'local', so have a taste of your own medicine! ODM wishes to strengthen farming for example where this is a priority, it will protect the farmer against the vagaries of rustling and drought (by introducing an insurance package) to the pastoralists.


In today's climax, ODM has rolled out a clear agenda to restore order and governance to Nairobi (once touted as the city in the sun) and spur economic growth. Now we are likely to hear Hon. Musyoka, he of the miracle (forget about Bishop Deya of the miracle babies infamy for a while), crying of political plagiarism and theft of his ideas. But we have seen how disjointed an idea his (Kalonzo’s) 24-hr working nation is. It needed things to fall in place; people are secure if and when there is not only security but something worthwhile doing. It is meaningless to engage farmers in the farm working for returns as ridiculous as KShs 400/acre/year. A regional panacea for each and every nook and cranny of Kenya is needed and ODM’s devolution of its grand manifesto is political innovation akin to none in this campaign.


Back to my question, how workable then are ODM's agenda for the Rift Valley (or your region for that matter) after the elections or are they mere shopping basket trap decoys to woo the votes? How well are these 'local' agenda resonating with people in the respective regions? One thing is clear, though, that whether the issues are realised or not the regional manifestos are going to gain currency with every coming election and who knows whether this may not lead to an evolution of a regional 'scorecard' for the office-seekers. Where the yardstick is improved, the voter stands a better chance to evaluate the re-election seeker against past promises made and contained in ‘regional mini-manifestos’.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Steadman's plan B for PNU

I have a feeling that something subtle yet dramatic may have happened in the opinion polls 'engineering' by Steadman. Having failed to scare and drift the public towards Kibaki by eating into Raila's bloc, I have nasty feeling and I hope my guts are wrong. It is possible to see why Kalonzo's figures are consistently lower than the other figures from the poll groups commissioned by the Nation Media Group. Imagine that the message will be targeted at sending the message to Kalonzo that he will not make it to the top and therefore precipitate a reluctant, albeit deliberate, throwing in of the towel and enjoining of the Kalonzo and Kibaki campaigns.

Naturally, Kalonzo comes out as a more pro-establishment figure than one with the balls to go the mile. If he were to succumb to the 'intelligence reports' that indicates that he is a sure Veep (if a stop-gap one to be dumped in 2012 for Uhuru or Saitoti's ascendancy to the presidency), he is likely to slow down his campaign under the pretext that 'Kenyans had decided for either the extremist Raila or the moderate Kibaki'. Being concerned for the 'stability of the Nation', he decides to give up his presidential bid and ask his followers (read the Akamba) to vote for ODM-K MPs and cast the presidential ballot either way. The hope in the Kibaki campaign is that the natural choice for the ODM-K followers is Kibaki because of the bitter-sweet rivalry between their man and Raila. In this light, see the 10% 'allocated' to Kalonzo as a mixed signal that in spite of expending a lot of resources (money, and which can be repaid from the billions in PNU's coffers) and energy, he had only improved two percentage points from his traditional pool of 8%.

This will be informed by the assumption that Kalonzo obstinacy and pride would not betray the PNU projection and that being wise and calculating about tomorrow he had better support his Bantu cousins in Gema. Therefore, the bandons altogether or slows down his campaign and in that case PNU goes full throttle to Ukambani and sings praises about Kalonzo's clean record and the 'wrong timing' of his candidature. The Kamba should vote for Kibaki now, Kalonzo may be supported in future by the traditional Kibaki vote-basket. Blah, blah, blah.

I tend to think, therefore that this 10% is meant to 'frustrate Kalonzo' and help him give in (and give up). Matters are not helped by sketchy but consistent reports in the intelligence community filtering in to the effect that Mutula Kilonzo, his voluble Secretary General is being boxed in (over tax evasion during his deal-making?) by the KRA through (you got it right), Mr Waweru. Reportedly, Kilonzo has up to Monday (10th) to lead his (whole or part of) ODM-K to a PNU deal. Add this to the interesting revelation, if you like it to be so-called, that among Kalonzo's firm supporters and advisers is the embattled AIC Bishop, Moi confidant and regular State House visitor- Rev Silas Yego. Even if we wish to rule out any role by the politically savvy Rev Yego, remember that he has a battle for the control of the AIC (much like Rev Jackson Kosgey is fighting for the control of the Full Gospel Church!) pitting him against some erstwhile supporters in the AIC church in Nandi and the few Gikuyu adherents. He therefore needs Kalonzo, if to placate the other large AIC constituency of Ukambani which will then help prop him. It is not possible that Sila likes Kalonzo for the latter's politics, it is for his (Sila's) calculated survival. But as a man who was 'made by Moi' and continues to draw a lot of support from him (including financial), he is likely to do Mr Moi's bidding more than Kalonzo's. Remember 'he who pays the piper calls the tunes'.

I have this gutsy feeling, then that Steadman needed to do the groundwork: portray Kalonzo's campaign as making no meaningful headway and then Sila comes in with the rest of the deal. Wild allegations? Maybe, but watch this space! The idea will be to 'shift the support from Kalonzo rather than Raila', because the latter's support seems stuck in the believe that he is the man to beat.

Monday, December 03, 2007

PNU Campaign strategy deciphered

It is now apparent that even without straining we can see what PNU has gone out to do.
1. Ministers should take full blame from the people and absolve him from the same as much as possible. You will hear that in answer to allegations of insensitivity, arrogance and belligerence, his disciples have chosen to take the blows in order to sanitise him. In this light, you heard that it was not Kibaki but Kimunya who messed by dismissing the 'Mau Title deeds' as mere pieces of paper. Certainly the sting was taken from Kibaki, and since Kimunya is 'local' and doesn't fall within the constituency of those who were hurt and offended, you and I will be hoodwinked into seeing a harmless Kibaki 'surrounded by an arrogant mob of ministers'.

2. Identify pliable populations among the opposition-leaning communities and inundate them with pledge after pledge. Give them enough time to vent off their anger to harbingers like Uhuru Kenyatta and Njenga Karume to level the road for an eventual Kibaki visit. Why are Karume and Uhuru camping in Kipsigiisland? They have identified a fissure and waning of zest among certain quarters of the population. By camping in one section, they succeed in sowing seeds of suspicion.

3. On another front, they made sure that certain repugnant personalities are kept away from Kibaki. You will not see Governor Michuki in a Kibaki campaign, neither are you likely to see Nyachae in order to optimise the presence of youthful 'agents of confusion' like Uhuru Kenyatta, Mungatana and others.

4. Sustain a fear-mongering campaign to display the Kalenjiin for example as unsafe and vulnerable 'except in a Kibaki government'. You all heard of the leaflets (which message reached me at 8PM Kenyan time Mon, but which I initially doubted). If the aspect of fear is successfully instilled in the electorate, the gullible folk will troop to Kibaki's fold and 'kazi itaenderea'.

5. Sustain a negative media propaganda campaign against Raila.

6. Offer PNU and Kalonzo a deluge of state-media coverage while sustaining a tactful blackout on ODM activities.

7. Promote violence against Raila in PNU-leaning regions while potraying Kalonzo as harmless and barely threatening (and threatened) to the PNU campaign.

In view of these, how will civic education aimed at promoting rights awareness and help to make informed judgements be promoted?

Thursday, November 29, 2007

PNU's confusion a recipe for a chaotic government

Forget for a while that PNU will lose this election. Going by the house of Babel that is the PNU behemoth of twenty-some parties, it is not difficult to see why each of them is clinging to Kibaki. Some, because of being briefcase parties and having no better way to afford publicity but in this 'mass amalgamation' of confusion called PNU. Assuming that the disorder were to be carried out to the electoral victory, it will not be difficult for you and I to visualise a disjointed government which will be driven asunder by several ingredients not least being:

  1. Demand by each 'constituent party' to have at least an MP as a minister resulting in an unwieldy government bloated for no other reason but to appease the 'contributors to victory'. Let us view this in light of the Kombo Syndrome, aka appointments by blackmail. Would it be unreasonable to imagine that the players in that government will each demand 'a (fair) share of the government'? Knowing Kibaki's slippery nature post-election and since he will not be seeking re-election and thus does not need any future support, what if he dumps them and reneges on that make-shift arrangement? What if he honours it, anyway, and he has to include all the 'pretenders' to his (rag-tag)government, what does this bode for the budgetary allocations and the economy?
  2. Coalitions that are fabricated in advance of electoral victory and the instability of the same in the case of a close electoral victory. Will Kibaki really have any leverage to realise his 'dreams' (pardon my generosity with terms here!) for Kenya? The pluralism in his coalition means that there will be an unnecessarily large coterie of interests to cater for when executing certain merciless manifesto proposals. In an event that one group feels offended, would it walk out and hence precipitate a collapse of government? Do we have any lessons from the Narc coalition as well as those from Italy, Israel and any other?
  3. Kanu's re-engineering and its strategic emergence as a 'senior partner' in PNU with Uhuru's confession in Thika (reported in the media) to the effect that he will be seeking the presidential vote in 2012. What does Kanu's eclipse of Ford-K, Ford-P, Narc-K and all the other founder parties of PNU mean for Kibaki's march on to State House? Is it too early to imagine that a Kibaki succession begins in earnest on Dec 28, 2007 whether PNU is in the opposition or in government? While Kombo tries to out-do Saitoti (Narc-K), Uhuru (Kanu), Biwott (New-Kanu) and Mwakwere (Shirikisho), will government business suffer? Is it hard for Kenyans to see that after betraying the Narc dream, Kibaki's indecision led him to abandon Narc-K which seemed better equipped and ready to torpedo him to power? I felt like he betrayed the trusted Lieutenants in Narc-K who invested heavily in terms of finances, goodwill and time to build a machinery for him to ascend to power. Having a trait of betrayal doesn't help Kibaki, does it? Kanu's strengthening has given the former thieves and pilferers of State coffers a new lease of life. With its re-emergence and the tactful repositioning of the grey-haired backers to give a false public impression that Kibaki is Obako, a youthful, chic and romantic sugar-daddy. But lazed with Kanu are its bad history of graft and sleaze and although Kibaki may harp on the success of his team at reviving the economy, it is not lost on the casual observer that the government has not 'grown' the economy. Rather Kenyans have been more productive because of an environment for which Kibaki's hands-off, legs-off and everything-off (Uhuru hates to be reminded of this, certainly) has allowed Kenyans to go about their business. In any case even Wanjiru at State House was destined to achieve a positive economic growth compared to the ruin of Kanu. For Kibaki to wine and dine with the main engineers of the economic misery that Kenyans went through, from the architects of Goldenberg, Anglo-Leasing, conversion of KCC to KCC-2000, the rape Kenya Seed, NCPB, KGGCU aka KFA, Milling Corporation of Kenya and countless others is to rewind the face-value of that achievement that he is credited for. Kanu is therefore an asset only to itself, for while it barks and snorts, it will be able to give a false hope that it has a muscle. Yet the resurgence of Kanu in PNU and its eventual eclipsing of the few remaining 'change agents' therein is a slap in the face of the so many Kenyans who were wounded and scarred by 'baba na mama'. With Kanu's adoption of a front-line support for Kibaki, and his immortal waving of the hereditary one-finger salute bodes bad for Kenya. Kanu is back, through life member Kibaki and other 'club members' and we can save Kenya by consigning them to history's 'better forgotten gallows', resounding electoral defeat.
  4. To vote for PNU is to vote for hegemony, government confusion and stalemate, bloated government, political dishonesty and Kanu repackaged as something else. If Kenyans want to get an objective break from its ugly past, the best it can do is to reject political calumny and chicanery.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Comments on Kass FM on Wed 28 Nov 2007

Araap Sang,
Igatwo Kirwa, kale ng'oo ta koongeno. Anyway, kany ateebe tebuutik aeng' anan ko somok.
1. Kaaga chamdoi Kaap Kibaki koyai campaign biik che boisiei eng' sirikali (civil servants) i?

2. Tos ileen nee eng' abusnateet noo ka iboor PNU amu karatasiisiek che kakileeta eng' emeetab Kalenjiin che ibooru Arap Moi komwogei Raila? Obwotii biikab PNU ole abusanik mising bikab Kalenjiin is?

3. Kemwa agobo ADC Kimwani ago katainaan amu ingen biik che maitoos ak mosoonik ole uee asiista kole biik che ki iip mbareetab Kimwani ADC ko choo kikigoochi ADC Chabali, ADC Tall Trees, ADC Malindi ak mbareetab Prison eng' Kitale. Aboote murenik 21 che kikisoom mbareetab Kimwani keele kobunji Tindireet Educational Bursary Fund. Kikimii ak OCS araap Kosgey (Chumbi Nyiiri) ak Araap Melly nebo Kaap Tien ak Kipketer Meli kobooto agot Khaniri. Tos ingen ile kikigoochi mbaranootok Kiplelei Ltd tabala ne ki ip chichooto bo Leelgoteet kogochi Saanik?

4. Keteeb ile ng'oo che ki iluul ADC, KCC, Cereals ak KGGCU. Kas amwaun Kirwa, bichootok ke iitweech tuugul ko che yochin campaign choruenguung! Ngosik beerbeer, kotiny koeech ng'amoot.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Nominations

Araap Sang,
Kokowalak saisiek is wee no igeere matakai ketuiye. Amo emosto eng 'leen nee emet'. Aleen kongoi amu ko igochgooch biikyook aiin kamach ko erng'eeng' emeet amu kewelinweekab nominations. Ne bo aeng, kany korook alenji biikab Kalenjiin 'pongezi' amu ma tarta koroti eng' toreetab sogeek (nominations). Ne bo aeng' ko ngageere kou yo mitei tigenoiik eng wagiik (keberweek) tugul. Kiit kityo ne nyolu kineetgei ko keele eng' kanyoleetabgei ne u noo bo siasa ko agoi ko miitei chitei ne kichuute ng'ony. Ago nyolu kooyan kole 'kasuuryo werrikab goorogonak' amu ye imwee goot ak iwe age ib inyoruu as ile anga ng'ichegei chuun alage miising kosiir got ne ko imwee. Geer ko uu ni Joshua, geerei biik ko uu yoo ko chang'a kaimuutik eng' ODM.

Nga noo ko eng iman ageere kou yoo ko kaikai nitok kosiir alak. Eng' oliinbo Kaap Chelit ko komakomii nominations eng' keberweek che chang. Kimwae nee agobo PNU. Ngaleen ingen biik kole korook ko kiisip kogochigei che chang eng icheek "direct nomination'. Kigeere agot kora keele nda kai ko ki chama agenge PNU kou ODM ta ya miising boisieet. Amu i, geer ko uu surieetab Njenga KArume ak Stanley Githunguri. Ko ango ka keechorchi tuumdo Njenga Karume, koweek Githunguri kole, ngaaga mitei Kanu ago chamdayat anyoor certificate. Kooro tugul ole kinyoor agine certificate. Kale toos mogeere ole defection ne bo biik che kong'eete chamaitab PNU age agoi age, ko uu Narc-Kenya agoi Safina. Nda kigeere kenae keele nga kibiit kiy neu ko uu chiito kobaate matoogu amu miitei tugul eng PNU.

Eng' ng'aleek che nwogeen ko nyoolu chito ne kaa kiinyol kole 'akawai let Kaap Maasia" ak kookany let. Kiito age ko ale, amat oogany kong'aalak bichoo ombenooti amu kitigiin ko itei oteeres kuraiisiekwook ak eng' let koweek korotwechoo koomo komochei waleet. Asome biikab Kalenjiin ale amat koberbergei chi ak kobirchi kuura Kalonzo anan ko Kibaki amu ye uu notok ko kee egu bunyootab waleet. Amoogany koomuook Kaddu ak ODM-K, si ogeere ko kotaach biik che che chaang ko amu ko karaiin. Nda kootinyei biik ta konyooru bichoo koruachi ko nyiitat goot. Asome biikyook, 'kimooi magargar'. Ongetooret araap Mibei, kewal emeet!

Monday, October 29, 2007

The presidential candidates comments on Kass FM 29 Oct 2007

Joshua,
Ochamegei eng Kenya. Chamwoo korook aleenji biikab Cheeptabach kongoi amu kotaach Chairman Henry Kosgey ye ko rutoochi kokwoonootok kooro boisionik. Ne bo aeng Joshua ko kaamoche ale yo kimochei kiiro chito kenai ng'olyoot no mwoei siruutik kole "eng' chong'indoab muguleldo ko mwoei kutiit'. Geer bichi somok ole ng'olooldoi:

1. Kibaki ko chamei koleen 'hawa wana....'
2. Kalonzo ko chamei koleen 'mimi nilisema...'
3. Raila koleen eng kotugul 'Sisi tuta...'

Eng ng'aleecho igeere ile mi chiito ne matinyei agenda, mi ageenge ni kiinyi metitnyi ak muguleldonyi kiit ne kemuchi keguure 'ge' anan ko 'self'. Chito age igeere ile mi ak alak ko nootok amu nee asi koleen 'achek'. Ara anyuun ingooro biikyok chito ne 'kimi kobooto inendet', chito nebo 'ge' ak chito ne 'teer eng' acheek'. Tos ta omoche anyeiwook kosiir yotok i? Ingen mengit!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Kalonzo launch, comments on Kass FM 15 Oct 2007

Ochamegei Joyce,
Aleen korook kongoi eng' Kass FM amu ko kimuuch acheek che ke mii sang'uutab Kenya keegaschii Kalonzo kanyenyeetnyi eng' Asiistab amut. Eng' ye ko agas ng'alaalet tugul ko koabwaat ng'aleek aeng':

1. Nyolu kowiich Kalonzo nguno ib kotuiyogei ak PNU amu ng'alalet ne kobiit ko bo bireetab tegeetik che borboreen. Yo koyaat chi gutiit ak kochup Raila anan ko Kibaki ko koochuchuk rate ne bo Kalonzo kong'eete 8% agoi <5%.

2. Eng' ne bo iman, loo banda ne mochei kwo Kalonzo. Aechin muren ak tuukchiik. Ye mwa Kalonzo agobo corruption ak kong'wereer biik che mii ak Raila ko kautie kole 'ma onei kwetyiin, kwetyiin'. Ango mii suumutnyi Mutula ne ki ogilyootab biik che chaang' che ki kemwaitae choorset. Ara anyuun, oo Kaap Kalonzo chubisieet ak kachaetab gei. Ko ageer agot aiin bo wui koogati delegates ko keende eunek lolotinweek. No ko laskeita! Ya sigirieet yo kelossgei amu itiori biich ib keechil!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Comments to Muite/Jirongo on Kass FM 05 Oct 2007

Araap Sang,
Ahsante tena kwa kuwa na mpango wa leo. Ningependa kumshukuru Mhe Muite kwa kukaa ngumu katika hicho chama cha safina hata wakati huu wote ambapo upepo wa vyama vingine vilitingiza sehemu anakotoka (Ford-Asili 2002 wakati Muite alikuwa Ford-Kenya na 2007 alipokaa kwenye Safina ila Narc ilikuwa inavuma). Ila sijashangaa kuwa anamuunga mkono Mzee Kibaki naye ni "young turk". Nimuulize Muite maswali mawili:
  1. Je kuwaunga mkono Mzee Kibaki na Moi kuna ambatanaje na msimamo wake wa uongozi mzuri ambao Kanu ya Moi ilikuwa haina?
  2. Mwaka wa 2002, Mzee Kibaki alichaguliwa kwa vyama vya mseto kuambatana na kile ambacho kiliitwa MOU. Baadaye watu fulani walimshauri afutilie mbali ile ngazi (hata akajaribu kuvivunja vyama vya mseto huo) na pia akawamwaga wale walioenda kila kona ya Kenya kumpigia debe ili achaguliwe ila alikuwa hospitalini. Swali langu kwanyi wawili, kila mmoja baada ya mwingine: Kibaki anaweza kuaminika tena kuhifadhi MOU ingine ama vipi?

Comment: Ikiwa kwa kweli Michael Cheluget ameachishwa kazi wakati huu, niwaambie watu wa PNU kuwa mambo yamepanuka na unga imemwagika!
Mimi wenu, 'Agent of change - Mwanaharakati wa mabadiliko'

Friday, September 28, 2007

Questions to Kimunya on Kass FM 28 Sep 2007

Araap Sang na wageni wetu Asalam Aleikum,
Wewe ni wetu! Hao watu uliowaleta inaonyesha sababu ya kuuliza swali langu la kwanza:

1. Kwenye hivi vyama vya kisiasa, je wanawake wapo wapi? Mbona ni ODM ya Kalonzo tu ambayo inajaribu kuweka akina mama kifua mbele? Hata hiyo PNU ilipotambulisha timu ya Mzee Kibaki, hapakuwa na akina mama asili mia 30 il hali alisema nafasi zote za kazi ziwe na kitengo cha 1:3 kwao, ama ilikuwa MOU ingine iliyovunjwa?

2. Swali langu la pili ni kwa Mhe. Kimunya: Je Wakenya walipoimba 2002 kwamba yote yawezekana Kenya hiyo tuliimba kwa lugha ya taifa (Kiswahili). Baadaye juzi mtu fulani alisema kule Busia kwamba yeye alimshauri Rais apuuze MOU ile iliyomuwezesha kuchaguliwa. Swali langu ni kwenye mseto huu wa PNU ambao sasa mumekiunda, kunao 'wazee' wangapi ambao wameambiwa waende kando kidogo tufuge mto kisha murudi kushauri juu ya hii MOU mpya ya PNU? Je, Kibaki anaweza kuaminika tena kwa kuweza kuweka ahadi na wanaoambatana naye?

3. Kwa dada wa ODM-K, mbona Kalonzo amesahau pa kuwinda na sasa anamrudishia risasi Raila il hali anataka KUOMBA kiti? Mwambie anaposema kuwa Raila ni project ya serikali ajue ni ukweli mtupu kwani SISI wapiga KURA wa Kenya NDIO Serikali na Raila ni PROJECT YETU!
Ni mimi wenu 'agenti wa mabadiliko'

Monday, September 24, 2007

Rethink the parallel degree programmes

The philosophy behind the introduction of the parallel degree courses was to beat the ceiling imposed on admission into our public universities by the 'limited' number of university places available. In addition (or is it a consequence), the system has been turned into a cash-cow by the universities to raise the much-needed cash reserves in the face of decreasing governmental support for our institutions of higher learning. But it introduced another aspect to our education system which is potentially discriminatory and 'abuseable'. For, whereas a B+ does not guarantee a student entry into a professional science course like medicine and /or pharmacy, with money one can 'buy' a parallel degree which is respectable and acceptable in the market place much like the 'regular' degree. The poor who cannot afford the exorbitant fees paid for this parallel degree are disenfranchised. This is simply unacceptable in a country that prides itself in the development of human resource. Consider that school performance is pegged, one way or another, to the school to which one is admitted. The chances of one getting an A at Starehe are a world of difference from the odds that one has to beat to get closer at Cheptiret or Chekunyuk secondary schools.

I hold the opinion that the parallel degree programmes be scrapped, the High Education Loans Board (HELB) be funded more adequately and education money be made available for ALL Kenyan students who meet the minimum requirements for admission to university irrespective of their family or social standing. This way, the country will not condemn the poor to the vicious cycle poverty and all of us can enjoy the fruits of education. Certainly, the mechanism of recovery of those HELB monies held by former students is still poor and this needs streamlining.

Question is, beyond the colourful rhetoric and lip-service which is paid to poverty eradication and fight against illiteracy, which presidential campaign is thinking of education beyond the tired and recycled ideas that bring nothing new to our country. Which campaign is ready to fund our research institutions beyond the 0.0025% of the GDP that the Moi and Kibaki governments have been giving, which money simply goes into payment of salaries of the severely demoralised, underpaid and underutilised human resources that populate our universities. China for example allocates upwards of 10% of its massive GDP for research and development, no wonder the strides it is making with her economic growth threatening a double-digit growth. No economy can develop without research! I don't know how much the established economies in Europe, USA/Canada and Japan and the emerging tigers (Brazil, India and Korea as well as next door in South Africa) plough back into R & D but it certainly is not anything close to 1000-fold Kenya's pittance. That is why they are growing.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Politics Comments on Kass FM 21 Sep 2007

Araap Sang/Mutahi/Araap Magut,
Ahsante kwa sababu ya kiwango ambacho ni cha juu kwani wao ni wale ambao unaweza kuwaita 'matirenik'. Ningependa kusema kwamba kwa wao wanaowania kiti cha rais ya Kenya, watu wanafahamu ni nani hawezi kuaminika tena! Basi ningependa kuwauliza wao maswali mawili tu.

1. Mwaka wa 2002, Kibaki alichaguliwa kwa nguvu za mseto (coalition), baadaye akajaribu kuvunjilia mbali hiyo roho ya kukutanisha vyama. Je, anaporudi sasa kutafuta tena mseto mpya ya Panu, anaweza kuaminika kwa sababu wakati ule alipata kiti akiwa kitandani lakini sasa anaweza kujifanyia kampeni?

2. Kufuatia kuhama kwa Mhe Kenyatta kujiunga na Panu, kuhama kule kuna maanisha nini kwa siasa ya 'baada ya Kibaki' na jee inawezekana kuwa watu kama akina Kombo/Saitoti na wengine wanayo nafasi kweli katika mpangilio huu wa Uhuru/Moi Vs Kibaki (na watu wake wanao panga kuwania wadhifa wa kuongoza) ama wasahau?

Monday, September 17, 2007

Comments on Kass FM 17 Sep 2007

Araap Sang,
Ochamegei biikab Kalenjiin eng Asiisi bo rani. Ko ageer agine kong'aanyei Kibaki Chepkuugit no kiguure PNU. Kale angu nito ko ka kile 'Pigeni Nyinyi U.' Siis abagaach amaatar ale U ko mwoei nee. Ametoi biik alak asi komwa ng'aleek alak kobaate amoche ateeb kit ne u ni: Ko ng'alaal Uhuru eng' ne ka to Kanu (ne kii koek suraiyaat), Mwakwere (Shirikisho), Nyachae (Ford-People), Tuju (Narc-Kenya). Kale anyun angu ko ng'alaal araap Kirwa ko bo Chaamait ngiro?

Nebo aeng ago ne bo kamanuut: eng' 2002 ko kiimugutio gei chamaisiek asi komuuktochi Kibaki konyoor ng'echereet. Eng' kasaraatok ko kimii palalia ne ke kuure MOU. Ago eng let ko kinyo kochuute ng'ony kosyiinet Kibaki ak koweek ga. Akwong'e ale anguu nee ne igoochin ra ko koonyit MOU ne bo chamaisiekab PNU kongen komie kole tuun 2012 ko makai tun komochei chi ak kuraisiekyok? Chicho ko makiyoni, ago nga ko kotuktugen economy kot ko it 6% ko tos mieitu ne tia eng ODM ne bo biik che iyonigei? Every defector has a defect!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Comments on Kass FM 14 Sep 2007

Arap Sang,
It is an interesting mix of people there. That is democracy. Let me ask something to Sammy Seroney (Kap Talamindet chiicho bo Lembus che ma ng'eenyei koowo ama beendi kandaraas). Ngot imoche ing'alaale biik che biriiren eunek ko toos imwaa nee agobo biik che kiile 'ootut labotoonik'? Ang' kii ka kigoochi Kalonzo VP ko araap Ruto ne kigoon 'winning formula' ago ki iyan ko omben? Ama kimuchi kemwaa kele Raila ko kitawendi nda ma nyoor ng'echereet amu ingen biik chito ne ki isib kolabat ama it betut ab nomination.

Ye ki weechgei kemwaa kele ng'wonindo ne kibo 1960s ko teer ak nebo ra. Biik che mwaei kole ki ko u chiito eng chamaisiek ko kautie kole eng' Jumatatu wikit ne nyonei kowendi boiyootab emeet komwaei kole mi chama ne bo PNU. Iitwo ile defection number ata? Kanu-DP-NAK-Narc-PNU = Chamaisiek muut che muguleen! Oberbeer biik alak agobo kugoinoteetab chamaisiek. Among'aal biikab Kalenjiin, kateeb arap Sang inootok no karoonetab ra kole 'Ko onae ra ole mochei ketooret biikab Kalenjiin i?' Kasiirok Kombo ne ingen kosuubchi Bukusuyeek boisionik i? Kilyaa asi mo bwaat ole kimoche kigeem Kibaki kot kogoon boisionik?

Ole ageertoi nguno ko nda mii arap Ruto ko VP nebo Raila ta egu kiboitio. Mie ne tia amu ingen Raila kole biik che kiiti ko Kalenjiin. Ara anyuun nyonei koribeech mising. Ogich biikab Kalenjiin, ongetii arap Mibei asi kobiit waleet!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Kura - Comments on Kass FM 12 Sep 2007

Araap Saang,
Ang' ki iwe keny oh boiyoondoni asi ki ta ek mursi cheego, ameloiteneech is we amu ki kee mach keenaiteen. Kany amwaun ng'olyoo. Tomo aachigil kuraiyaat aboisie Telkom Wireless, ago aweendi aawenye ngunoo ngaa kararan eng' website ne bo ECK kou ye ka ageer.

Nebo aeng' ko ke teebenech agobo chiito ne kibirchinii kura. Woiis, kakogur araa ma! Kany amwaun chiito ne maabirchinii asi ko onee met kou meengiich kastoik. Maabirchini kuraiyaat nyu chiito ne kendooi anan ko ng'aalei lakweetab biich koleenjin wui ke yaatiteen amu anyone kooito asi ye ibata kowo koito goot age ak ko bagaakta cheebo chii eng' keweet ne leel. Notok ko kakile ngot ko ki ma imuuch chiito koriib MOU eng' tai ko toos nee ne ibooru keele ta komuuchi kiiyan konyil age? Araap Saang, ma abirchinii kura biik che ki iluukyi batai tupchosiekyook eng' Tulwoop Koony Kaap Kuugo ye kitinyei ng'waninweekab tartaetab korotiik. Maabirchinii kura biik che king'aleech kole inyo komieitu sobeet ang' ye itio koek choriik kosiir cho kii bo Goldenberg. Asoome biik ketooretkei tugul ak ke esie kebirchii kura 'business as usual'. Ye awelel amwae ale abirchinii kuura kamugutieetabgei nebo biik che ka rat tolol ak komwa eng; tugeet agenge kole 'kimoche waleet ngunoo'!

Eng' let aleen mie go ne mii soomyoo amu kirootyin tuumdo gaayaa. Kongoi araap Saang, ileenji Chief Whip "Mur Kimageet kee silei". Amewendii keny! Sere gonnyo

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Open Letter to Taniel

Dear Taniel,

By Kipkenda Maimi

I have been a close Disciple of yours, a very dedicated follower of your consummate wisdom and timeless ability to foretell 100 years of Kanu's rule as you did in 2002. I dare not contradict you. Of course people didn't see what you and I have been seeing all along. That you are Kanu member number TWO, being only preceded by our father who has since gone abroad. Even the people of Tindiret forgot that you asked them once 'Ng'oo ne mii barak nebo sumeekyuuk', it was then that it dawned on all of us that above you was only one thing: ILEET itself and that you were the topmost human species in the land. Of course you know that no man can argue with 'Ilootik che amei tuum'. Furthermore, we got a revelation that, Lo! you lived at Gaa Barak Kipsengwet (those European-trained slaves of colonialists changed it to Kabarak!). Then we all agreed to see the wisdom in you and agreed that you were VERY RIGHT.

Mzee, when you said 'Kanu itatawala hii Kenya miaka mia mingi ata mia moja', people didn't also see that you meant that whoever was going to be president of Kenya had an indelible mark as a Kanu life member. Sijui hii watu kwa nini hawaguona gwombo even President Kibaki was going to rule Kenya for the next ten-some years as a Kanu life member number (THREE?) only that he didn't need to wear a red Kanu youth wing shirt or is it a Nyayo coat lapel reserved only for the Kanu elders. Nor did people see what you and I have all along known, that the man called Raila could as well be president of Kenya as a Kanu life member (Mzee I forgot to tell you that he IS a life member of New Kanu minus New) and that he didn't need the life membership card that was held by his father Jaramogi. Do you remeber, Mzee how Jaramogi called you a political giraffe when you took him on a tour to Turkwell Gorge and he was bewitched by your magic to create electricity out of some ugly water-fall?

Not that they saw that it was in reference to the fact that even after that Mr. Uhuru Kenyatta can be president as life member number RECYCLED ONE having inherited his right to primordial custodianship of the party after the previous member went abroad. These people fail to count that you only meant that Kenya needed to be ruled (not led) by Kanu life members numbers ONE to TEN (men not women) as presidents for TEN years each after which God will switch off the sun, remind that Asiisian called araap Sambu that Jehovah God is the God of Israel, has the main switch for the Sun and close the chapter on the whole universe. But don't worry Mzee, these people didn't know you would be president in the first place, either. Those others dismissed you as a passing cloud.

I remember that when Joseph JJ Kamotho was your tarumbeta, he swore that his blood always wrote the word Kanu in bold and italics and highlights and enhancements every time it dropped on the soil. Mzee, baadaye Kamotho alizunguka huko na huko an baadaye amerudi kwa mahali yake. Yote imekuwa siro gabisa. Hata hii Kijana anaitwa Ruto, Ruto kitu gani. Mzee wajana na yeye, ataenda huko na huko na baataye atajua yeye pia ni Kanu. If you give me an assignment I will teach Ruto how to stop mentioning your name kama wewe ni rika yake.

I have also been a clear disciple of yours, including in 1988 when you exchanged Hon. Kibaki with another person who was proposed by hii Kuria Kanyingi. I was there with you even when marehemu Sharif Nassir (MHSRIP) pronounced 'wapende wasipende' when some noise-making Kanu members led by Kiraitu Murungi and Raila were running around with Matiba (also a life member) asking for a repeal of sekshen 2a of the constitushen. Nassir didn’t know that you had decided to give them multi-party and ‘see if the amount of ugali will increase on the table’. Of course everything was under your rungu-kubwo kontrol. Akuna kitu awa wanafanya. Kanu itatawala, kama ni Kibaki, Uhuru, Raila, Kalonzo, Ruto, Pattni, Muiru hata ile ngine naitwa nani, Kijana hii naitwa Jirongo. Yote ni Kanu, undiluted Kanu.

Of course after Kanu ya Uhuru accepted defeat and gave permission to Kanu ya Kibaki na Karume na Michuki to rule Kenya. Mzee, even when Kanu elections were called the other year, I stood with you kabisa. But remember Mzee, that I supported you when, after being defeated by OUR project Uhuru at the Kanu elections, you declared that you actually didn't even know Kibiwott's house. Hii mutu naitwa Kibiwott naenda huko na kulia oo Moi na Uhuru but he didn't listen to you. Later he did and now you can see for yourself that he is a good man and you have allowed him to rule and guide the Great Rift Valley. I have applauded your decision to repackage the Kalenjiin in one packet, keep them waiting for you as you go to see your cows and await an inspiration, to speak with one voice (Kibiwott’s) and wish to tell you that I supported what you did today when you tisaitet to sapot Gikaki. I totally support your wise counsel that we should have waited for you to show us tairekshen.

Simply because Mzee Kibaki is Mzee kabisa kama wewe and he IS president. He IS the symbol of national cohesion, national security, national pride and Mzee I forgot other platitudes. How come Kibaki never saw you this way while you were President? Anyway, you’re a Christian full of peace, love and unity. Now Mzee I think we should advise Kibaki to change the constitution of Kenya so that Kenya can elect a president every TEN years and NOT after five years. Hii ingine kama kansola na mjumbe naweza kuwa kila baada ya five years. Actually we can create another post for all former presidents to be ‘Co-president for life’ no matter who comes in as president. That way you and I can have a smaller State-House from which we can micro-manage the Kalenjiin who are still transfixed by your wit and power to rule Kenya peacefully ‘in spite of being surrounded by fires in Uganda, Somalia and even in Congo’ (Lakini Mzee Congo iko sentrol Afriga, haya). Please Mzee, dream of these things today and let us see what we can do. You know we have people like Bar Lion and Abraham and ‘Kata Kidole mbili' (sic), who can start talking, talking and talking to the Kalenjiin people about these wise ideas. No president in Kenya should ever be called former president, we only need ‘the late president’ after one goes abroad. Mzee do something now while Kibaki is walking 3 KM and gets tired. Mzee ukituwacha tutakwisha kabisa.

When you sat in that seat this morning at Kabarnet (another confused ‘scholar’ wanted to call it ‘Gaa Bar Naeet’) Gardens and pronounced with Solomic wisdom that the man you rejected as VP in 1988 be given a second chance I agreed with you. I also agree to listen to you for the future. As a political professor and giraffe per excellence, I believe you know who is fit to lead Kenya in 2007 (Kibaki) and 2012 (I bet you find it fit to say ‘my friend Saitoti’). Please help me to understand when the people you paraded at JKIA that one morning after you arrived from South Africa and said none was fit to lead Kenya will be fit to RULE Kenya. Do you remember, Mzee, how sheepishly they all competed to clap loudest while standing to give you a standing ovation for the greatest revelation?

I appreciate that you are endowed with special powers to see even Gideon as the president in 2017, Uhuru Kenyatta’s son/daughter as president in 2022 and Mr Kibaki's grandson/daughter for 2027. Mzee, because we are all approaching our flight for departure to ‘abroad’, please give me a short list of the president of Kenya for 2032, 2037, 2042, 2047, 2052, 2057, 2062, 2067, 2072, 2077, 2082, 2087, 2092, 2097 and 2102 which makes it 100 years of uninterrupted Kanu rule. Actually you may wish to let me keep a longer list till 2102 so that my son may know the basic rules that govern the presidential (s)elections in Kenya.

I know this is a very long letter for you. Actually you know that you don’t like reading long things because you’re good at off-the-cuff speeches. Please reply directly to me to this letter so that I can put it in a safe-box for my son and other very interested wise men and women to know when they become of age that the presidency is pre-ordained for the undiluted Kanu and the people you list down. I trust you're never wrong. If you can, please also tell me when Christ will disrupt the five-year election cycle in Kenya. I hope you don't tell me that Kenya will stop and freeze when you go 'abroad'. No I want to manage things for you thereafter, having been a good student of yours. But if this happens, do also tell me what I should do if the list becomes shorter than the time of your flight.

Allow me to say that as a Kalenjiin, I count myself very lucky to share with you a common heritage and wisdom. It's unfortunate that most of the other Kalenjiin and Kenyan people don't see what you're going to share with me. I sympathise with them that they don’t see that ODM (Mzee you call it OTIEM!) is a tribal party because it is polluted with very many confused tribes. It is a tribe-infested party and borrowing from your classmates at Kapsabet High School of 1939, I know that undiluted chemicals are supposed to be clean and made up of ONLY one substance. Mzee, I am ashamed to tell you that I was there exactly half a century after you left, that is why you are everything to me. So, Kanu is undiluted because it is Kanu original. Lest they forget, Kanu belongs to a single isakiaat eating man but is currently under the care of a left-handed heir-apparent. Or he will remain apparent for ever? Please guide me also on this.

Hii ingine naita OTIEM iko na watu of different identities nasunguka hukooooo, mwisho denimonator nakuwa ndogo nagaribia siro, kwisha kabisa! Hii watu kwisha kabisa. They don’t know the difference between visions and manifestoes. We need no visions, we need tevelopmen record, maneno mingi bure kabisa. Mzee amii koboteen. Never mind, they are in a tribe-infested party called ODM which you and I, being appreciative of the limitations of our knowledge of this language English (which we bought with very limited resources), call it tribal parties. Yes, Kanu (and I forgot to ask you which party Kibaki has decided for, but I trust he will avoid all those tribal parties and use Kanu) is a nationalist party because it is undiluted by some uncircumcised, chicken eating, blood sucking, noisemaking tribes carrying hammers as if the only business they have is to make timber-merchandise. How come these people don’t know that if we can import the so-called radioactive milk, we can also import wood dust and squeeze them into beds and chairs?

Finally Baba number ONE, please tell me the wisdom in one of your most important lessons to us. We have never paid attention to your advise and we’re sorry. But what exactly do you mean by `Bitoriin Cheeserem, O koikoi Cheerop’. Who are these people, Mzee? Please tell me so that I can beware of Cheeserem. Finally Kabiiisa Mzee, the people who want to follow OTIEM have asked me to tell you to leave them to perish alone as you prosper alone with the government of Wazees. They say that when somebody wanted you hang upside down, they roared like a pack of 2.4M lions and the enemies started Anglo-lising instead of following you on a goat-rearing expedition to Sach-Ooi. So, they say they would like to be left alone. Mzee, I think they are crazy but that is their right. Do you remember your dear friend Mulu Mutisya (who has since gone abroad) asking you to give us 'those chapatis called Karl Marx, pea kila mutu mpili mpili' when at the University some students were disussing things they didn't teach you at Kapsabet School? Mzee, kama hii 'acha sisi pekee yetu' is some kaa ngumu mandazi, wacha hawa wakule kumi kumi kila moja bora wasilewe kama ile kumi kumi ingine iko na Jina ya hii Raila. Kongoi Baba.

If you fail to get my address because of the difficulties involved in the new address called PO Box www, I could send segemik to pick the message from you. I understand that hii mambo naitwa indanet gitu gani hii?

Thank you Taniel, na ukae ivyo ivyo apana ovyo ovyo.

Sincerely yours,

Kipkendiaat

Monday, August 27, 2007

Moi Meddling Comments on Kass FM 27 Aug 2007

Joyce/Carlos,
Kongoi amu ng'alaaletab kaaronetab ra. Atinye ng'olyoo ne amoche ateebe Araap Moi, yoo imoche igakte biikab Kalenjiin kou maanget ak igertaate oreet ko toos betuut ne kelande oliin beendi biik tugul ko ng'oo ne imetochinii kondoiyweech? Ang' iteepche kou yoo iwendi kou tulwo! Ang' kaatuun iegu 'cheptigoon' eng' kalenjiin. Kalyaa meegu boiyo ne saat koyam, amu nee asi iegu boiyoo keseese? Alenjini biikab Kalenjiin ongemwee chiicho amu mochei koriibchigei tuguukyik.

Angot kobwaati kole kikeutie nga chaang'an biikab Nandi mburieet ne kiyaiyweech ko tos akany amwoochi tuguuk che tutukiin che angen. Labootik ko ng'o? Berbereen biik ngorcho? Kichameech ne tia, kolyaa ko al Nandi Tea, amu nee asi kotinyei chaik eng' Kipsigis ak Nandi (23% of EPK), kitemenee ne ma iyum biikab keberweechootok ak kokoochi chepkondook koal mbareenichooto? Amu nee asi kimochei kokeleng'da KCC ak kosal koek KCC 2000? Kilyaa koib tuguuk che kisoru Kalenjiin? Ango mochei boiyondoni koek bitoriin. Kany amwochi alenji "istoiyweechgei ting'ong'ani keseet lugennyo".

Friday, August 24, 2007

Kandoiinateet Comments on Kass FM 24 Aug 2007

Araap Saang ak Toeek tugul,
Kaaboibochi kaneetisieetab koskolenyini. Ka ta teebe teebut oloobo somok kityo:
1. Tinyei kebeeber nee ng'elyeb eng' kandoinateet? Ngaab keegas kele 'tinyei ng'elyeeb kandoiin', anan eng' iman ko magaat kotinyei ng'elyeb kiruogiin ama kandoiin?

2. Ngeele goorgo met Kandoiin ko ka kile nee? Ang' ye iman i ko toos ang' koondo 'kandoiindo' koweendi kityo kogeerei tai anan ngaab komii kasar ne nyoolu ko kus koong'?

3. Kitinye eng' kasari ng'aleek aeng' eng pororieetab Kalenjiin: siasa (poloteet) ak kandoinateet. Tos yegai nyoolu ko kandoiin chi nebo siasa anan achicha? Toos nyoolu ko bo siasa kandoiin ana ne indoi koondo, ko ne bo poloteet ko bo poloteet?

4. Ng'olyoondoni ki kile 'meein gaa ko uu nebo kiruoogin' ko nee miati?

Kongoi anyorwook eng' oleeb Jurumaan live and direct kobooto goonnyu!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Kilimo Defection, Comments on Kass FM 23 Aug 2007

Araap Sang,
Ochamegei ak biikab Kalenjiin em kaaronetab rani. Ingawo straight ak ale 'tangooch', nguu tos ile 'choo'? Othaya Ndogo ko ano? ODM-K ko bo ng'o? Inganyeuun. Ko bagaach Chebii Kipsulmet amu yoo kiituitosgei biikab Kalenjiin em Sisibo aiinbo wui ko kima komii. Kiito ne ateebe ko ni, toos anyuun mitei siiyetab guugo? Ingen ile ngaab kebirooti tim kosoi beek ago kaaga kokong'alaal chi em koyoo katuun koek kanaguut em gotaab Kalenjiin!

Nebo aeng' ko iin, no ko yai Chebii ko temocras nenyii. Kobaate kityo, yoo koowo ko nee ne kokowalak kosiir atkinye kongeleeli kot kewiirta amatakoek minister. Ngima kong'etu em yootok ak koek Minister. Ageere ale kotoryogen Chebii. Araap Saang, Ogaigai Cheroop, bitoriin Cheserem. Tos kaek Linah Cheserem em martaet ne u noo? Osiir kongda tuguuk che toogu, abeere bulbuleni eng oriit ng'aleek che eechen kosiir chu. Bwo wee Chebii, ama i lekleekte akweetab Kalenjiin asi koteebi mami kam si kitigiin kokur oreek? Nyo gaa goorge, nyo ilalaany goong'ng'
Sere Nyou wou

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Corruption Comments on Kass FM 22 Aug 2007

Araap Saang,
Ng'olyootab asoya ko miitei tuguuk aeng'u che nyoolu kiibwaat ye king'alale 'corruption'.

1. Ki kotemenee Narc (anan kiguure nee serikalinoo?) koisto sineetab asoya eng' Kenya. Ye kimwa keele piliisiek che indoi ko makwong'ee. Ago ateebe ale amu nee asi kisuboot buunuk (small fish) ak kebagaakta chemoogenik (big fish) ko ma nyoolu. Biik ata che ki kiimut kapkiruok yetaab kinaam afiisitab chiicho nyooru robiisiek eng' araweet che manyooru biik alage eng' kenyisiek sosom koboisiei eng' sirikali? Meemuti chii amuu ribei njireenik che toldol ak kosuboot choo kabar sineet. Eng' ye kiweech kemuuchi keele kikoambaaran borieetab 'corruption' eng Serikali.

2. Ne bo aeng' Araap Sang ko kiito ne aguure 'kaloosuneetab choriik eng' kwenuutab biikab emeet' (social attitude). Ata biik che kenyooru koleen 'muren chichoo, kiibor tuguk eng' yoo kimitei boisieet'. Ye kiicha chiito keele 'muren' chii ne chooree biik alak ko kakiutiee keele ye ibata kochoorei che bo oldo age, koweeksei ne matiny kochooreeneech. Ara anyun ongiteweer choriik cho choorweech ak choo chooreneech amu choriin ko choriin. Ma mii miat ne inage beek age. Ye kineetgei kiteweer choriik ak koyeech koroti ye kikas tuugennywa, bas kemuuch keistoegei agot lewenisieetab choriik. Ye kochoorei chiito tuguk komii oldo age ko mie kenai komie keele 'ma utiee moseet kaatwaalet', ara ye nyoor kasar age koweendi tai tiendo kou biiteet.

Choriin ko teweeria, choornateet ko takaneet, ama muren chi ne boru tuguuk. Tuuswook chi ne ma boisie kaweetnyi kocheeng' tuguuk. Che kichoorei kotaaburburaani ak kooteeres.

Mutio amu kakoiit ra,
Sere nyou woi!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Comments on Kass FM 20Aug 2007

Araap Sang,
Koongoi amu tetutiet. Kale angu amu nee asi iepchi iit chiicho kikolugui moita, he is confusing people with his skewed thinking. The launch of ODM yesterday was a milestone. Ingaa noo ko koinyaliila ng'alaletab Nyaga, ango ma saat chiicho. Uitugul ko kaamoche amwochi biikyok ko kakta yotok.

Nebo aeng' ko ateechi biikyok alenji ma si kitigiin kobwaat chi kole kelesta chi age amu kimoche biik tugul che bo Kalenjin (agot cho kitemel mookto mooita). Ongibwaat keele mochei konamgei tugul: araap Konees, araap Beet, Chairman Araap Kosgey, Presidential candidate Araap Ruto ak alak che ta kobwanei. Mebwaat chii kole yameech araap Ruto inegei Kipchogit, mochei goot toloita ak kuureiweek and kamuguuleiweek asi kotoonon. Mochei araap Ruuto biik cho alak koti asi ma kitumtuum. Ngaleen ageer ko neegit kakoyoomechi booton keelok biikyok. Nebo somok ko ka kisoome biikyook che ityin Kipsuulmet kolenji koweek amu goot ne lalang' ne kerootchin tuumdo, goyotok ko ni mi soomyo (ODM)!

Ye ibata ko kaamoche ale kongoi nebo iman amu kokogeer biik boisiek ak konai kole kiruokyin ak keweiwei ng'aleek. Obwaat oteschii mureenik ak muren-booi ak oloo bo Kap Koogo.

Ye atare ichamwoo ale abaibai amu kogooro Councillor kole tinyei biik araap Mibei ago kikosiirtoe biik ng'aleekab 1982. Ageere ale ye kimwa kele biik che soomei ng'echerook ko che bo ODM kityo ko u yoo kakiiywei biik alak. Ongeyaaschi tapkosieet, mereweet, kipng'asit koesyo asi kiiro leleek. Angaa no ko nda namei chii koroseekab ODM eng RVP konyooru lakweet!

Kongoi araap Sang amu Kass FM, ko uu yoo ko amii sisibo kobootook tugul. Bo kwong'uut technology!

Monday, August 13, 2007

Questions to Hon. Kirwa on Kass FM 13 Aug 2007

Hon. Kirwa,
I think you have done a commendable job in your ministry. However, let me ask you three questions.
1. In view of the global shift from petro-diesel to biodiesel and because we are in an agricultural economy blessed with a good climate, what is your ministry's position on strengthening castor oil plant (imaneek) husbandry? Does your ministry recognise that this is a green gold?

2. While I was young, I saw in Uasin Gishu some spectacular scenes whenever sunflower plants were in bloom. What is your ministry doing to encourage diversification of agriculture into the oil-crops?

3. Wouldn't it be of practical importance to merge your ministry with the agri-marketing arm of government? If yes, while you as a government allow those 'sub-standard' electronics which are imported from China, can't your ministry do as the Chinese do: they only buy from those who buy from them. Why do we still live at the mercy of the weather when some huge marketing opportunities exist elsewhere for our agri-products.

Otherwise, Kongoi and good luck.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Opinion Polls, comments on Kass FM 08 Aug 2007

Arap Sang,
Thank you for the talk today. Let me hit the road and say it straight:
1. YES, Kibaki is leading because he ALONE is being compared to a 'house of babel' (ODM), aspirants who are yet to agree on one of them. If the ODM had a single candidate for a one-on-one with Kibaki then 'ko ng'uui taet Kibaki'.
2. Secondly, YES ODM is (at least has been) the most popular party because Kibaki's parties are three (DP, Narc, Narc-Kenya)! With a decision on one party, matters may change. Furthermore, Kalonzo has decided to rock the house and who knows what that means for the orange!
3. What is encouraging, however, is that these polls indicate that Kenyans are sending a clear message to politicians to make decisions guided by the public preference and perception. I would still call for caution in these statistics because the number of people that were interviewed are few and your callers should be telling us if they saw people asking for these opinions in their rural areas. If not, then somebody could be sitting in Nairobi and manufacturing figures. Be careful with statistics, once somebody knows that people trust them easily, they will always come up with funny figures. Like J-M Seroney said, "I hate Statistics".
Sere Nyou woi!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Some old pictures from Nandi



































Wanted for Kenya: a comprehensive medical insurance scheme, not free tampons and maternity fees waiver

A healthy nation is a happy nation. A healthy family is a productive family. This is a buzzword for any serious nation that recognises the need to have healthy, able-bodied walking and working nation. Kenya's independence government recognised three enemies: ignorance, disease and poverty. Over the years, many efforts have been devised to address the challenges. Obviously, various levels of success have been registered in various sectors. However, with the dawn of the last couple decades of the 20th century were characterised by emergence of newer and more draining chronic diseases. AIDS was declared a national disaster in Kenya by President Moi in November 1999. But little success has been registered in combating the pandemic because of attitude and stigmatisation. Quite a substantial percentage of the population remains unaware of their serological status. I wouldn't have dared to know either, except that it was a requirement before clearance to travel to China. Even once in China, the monstrous State Entry and Exit Quarantine Bureau ensures that you are checked again for syphilis, gonorrhoea, TB and AIDS before one gets a 'green' card or residence permit. Once aware of the status, one is relieved and the hardest part begins: rat seseet!


In Kenya, the three leading killers are malaria, AIDS and tuberculosis (TB). Malaria remains a nuisance, coming during specific periods when there is a spike in the breakout. Much effort has been made in dealing with the environmental vagaries that increase incidences of infection by malaria with some emerging resistance to treatment by the protozoa. As of now a vaccine is not yet with us, but bold efforts have been made towards evolving one and it may be that before long the trials will be with us. The economic implications of malarial infections are enormous. This is because when one is bed-ridden, the economic productivity is put to rest. In some cases the unfortunate happens and the victim is severely anaemic and dies leading to loses in productive human resource and family labour bases. The economic implications cannot, therefore, be underestimated.

HIV-AIDS remains the most scary and dreadful killer in Kenya today. According to UNAIDS in their 2005 report, this nation of 34 million people had an infection rate of 1.3 million people with 140,000 deaths so far recorded from the opportunistic diseases associated with depreciated immunity brought about by HIV-AIDS. Kenya has recorded tremendous awareness in HIV-AIDS because of availability of information. However, little is still done to address the problem of stigma. Indeed, the war on AIDS lacks a warrior. Society has always resorted to eulogising HIV-AIDS victims with niceties like '(s)he died after a long illness bravely borne'. Bravery to live through AIDS infection is necessary, however, denial remains the greatest enemy. Surely, we are all not infected but we are all affected!


Because of stigma, for example, I was told that although Mosoriot Health Centre in Nandi North District offers anti-retrovirals (ARVs) for free to the victims, some people are too scared to go for them. In dealing with social stigma and suspicion, the 'clever' victims have devised an underground mechanism to obtain the drugs. Through 'brokers' who are paid a 'fee' for taking the drugs on their behalf during the designated days, the victims live faceless lives. Should the social stigma be allowed to stand in the way of the victims acquiring the drugs? While this is happening, Kenya's most productive demographic bracket of 15-49 year-olds register an infection rate of 6.1%. One live is as important as 140,000 and every effort need to be invested to ensure a healthy nation in our lifetime.

The third nuisance is tuberculosis (TB). Worldwide, 2.5 million people die of TB annually, three-quarters of these are drawn from poverty stricken sub-Saharan Africa. Kenya has its substantial contribution to this statistic. There has been an upward growth in the infection rates of TB which is controversially linked to the HIV-AIDS infection. Apparently, due to weakened immunity, TB finds the victim whose defences weakened as good as trapped. Together with these three, Kenya has other minor problems like leprosy and other skin infections, diarrhoea and worms. Thank God, some of the 'rich man's' diseases like diabetes, obesity and others are not uncommon but they remain of little consequence compared to the aforesaid maladies.

On health, Mrs. Charity Ngilu has made several efforts to make the Ministry of Health personable and consumer friendly. With the pay-as-you-take-the-jab policy, the government strengthened cost-sharing in its health institutions. Hospitals are cleaner, the doctors and nurses, though overworked and underpaid (compared to the greedy politicians), they work as hard as ever. Probably this is because of the Hippocratic Oath that the doctors took. Without the need to stoke controversy, the health sector in Kenya has improved. But it remains a far cry from the perfect picture promulgated in the Narc manifesto that cheated Kenyans into voting for that house of Babel.

Last year, quite some heat was generated when the erratic Mama Narc launched the populist but poorly planned 'free health for all'. Mr Kibaki took over power with the now famously forgotten quip 'there is no free lunch'. However, a lot of free goodies and promises of more have been flying from the hallowed house on the hill. Who is funding these 'roadside gifts'? The Kenyan tax-payer! Don't worry that your MP does not pay a dime for the perks (s)he takes home, and they hunger for much more. Universal free health is not offered in Germany, certainly not in another socialist economy, China. I have lived in these two lands in the last five years. Their health systems are as different as the ideologies of the leaders are. The health consumers themselves fund their health through a contributory insurance scheme.

First let me refresh our minds. Life for the Kenyan school girl is not easy with respect to the adolescent revolution and the attendant blessings of womanhood. Much less among our conservative Kalenjin families where these things are not mentioned to parents. They are as taboo as taking home your boy-friend to the parents. Apparently, parents silently applaud when the boys bring home the girl. What mean parenting this is! Some parents only get to know their daughter's love during 'kaboorunetabgei' which precedes 'kooito'. In fact some girls prefer to ask their elder sisters or cousins for the sanitary towels than ask their own mother. How long this stereotype will be sustained is not my current concern.


However, I remember when one day I went shopping at Uchumi in Eldoret and dared to buy some for a relative. You can't believe the shyness that greeted my honest effort. The relative vanished every time I arrived, as if she thought that I had an idea that she was wearing it everyday. Even if she did, what joy is there for a woman than to know that she has the 'normal' visitor every month. Lack of it could be worse! From henceforth, I'd rather give the relative money; never mind the convenience of me buying them cheaply wherever I had found them. Aside from that hiccup, one of the problems that was identified last year as a hindrance to good school performance by the Kenyan girl-child is the lack of sanitary towels. Beth Mugo said as much in 2005. Not even the zero-rating of taxes on sanitary towels guarantees availability of the same to all our school girls. Matters are not helped by the casual nature with which parents approach the girl-child's hygiene and the apparent laxity by school administrations who are ready to jump on punishing the girls any time they notice a change in behaviour. These issues may be worse in mixed schools, where boys take it as a cheeky issue. The onset of menstrual periods was even implicated in school absenteeism and pragmatism on the side of the administration is required not to make matters worse for the young victims of a natural phenomenon.

A couple of days ago Mrs. Ngilu announced that the government had waived maternity fees payment. One must welcome this as it is bound to bring with it other multiplier effects. Babies will be born in hospitals thus guaranteeing access to ante-natal healthcare, birth registration will be promoted and consequently child mortality will be reduced. But with this announcement comes another edge of the double-edged sword. It increases the pressure on the government to increase freebies in an election year. One wonders, has there been clear policy formulation on the part of government and were these things discussed soberly and budgeted for or are we seeing a government acting with too much heart and less grey matter? Isn't it possible that somebody is soon coming up with a proposal to offer mothers small goody bags as 'successful birth' gift packs or even free recuperation meals during the maternity/paternity break? Let me hasten to say that I support any effort that guarantees good and sustainable health-care provision to Kenyans. But, are free things the way forward for a government which promised that 'kila mtu kula jasho yako'? Already, the Ministry of Health in the current financial year requires 76.9 billion shillings (>US$1 billion) out of which the government provided less than half. Additionally, salaries alone guzzle more money than is available for infrastructure and expansion. How is the new 'maternity freedom' going to be funded?

Quickly to my point, to guarantee a reasonable provision for Kenyans, my country needs a comprehensive medical insurance scheme to which every Kenyan in employment contributes. This is what we do in Europe, America and any other country that cares to guarantee good health to its people. Free sanitary towels, yes: free maternity services, yes. But these should be funded from a sustainable kitty, not one which can be dropped whimsically at the behest of a politically driven decision-making. Certainly not in an election year. One only needs to look at ideas like the Nyayo (free primary school children's) milk and ask why it ended when a lot of children were benefiting. Forget that the teachers were making ndubia, tapal and tigin (was it actually 'thick'?) tea. The Nyayo milk project, a brain-child of the octogenarian Moi, helped bridge the gap between the children who had access to milk at home and those without. Don't forget that it also provided a marketing avenue for the struggling KCC, if ever the right hand paid the left hand. The project was wrapped up because it was not economically sustainable; it was driven by politics and it was ended by politics. I will not be shocked if somebody will come up with a 'free lunch for every primary school' kid sooner than later as a campaign gimmick. Trust these politicians to somersault and dive onto impossible ground!

I have decided to rebuff Ngilu's proposal because although it is important to have a hassle-free birth, other sectors of health and the economy should not be jeopardised. I remember that the choleric Ngilu had an acrimonious tug-of-war over a maligned 'free' national healthcare insurance scheme sometime ago. She even went on a shouting match with Daudi Mwiraria, if my memory serves me right. Why has the minister reneged on a personal 'pet' to bring 'free' healthcare to everybody. This scheme has the potential to make life safer for the Kenyan, reduce patronage and pressure on politicians and it will lead to another plus. Let me explain. Anybody who listens to the radio announcements does not fail to hear of somebody somewhere who died. Upon death, the deceased family members summon fund-raising committees, one in Nairobi, another in Eldoret and yet another at the village sometimes the climax being the day of the funeral/burial itself. This is 'to meet the costs of an accumulated medical bill', which was left behind by somebody who has left. That the family will not raise enough money is not a secret. Politicians make pledges, issue bouncing cheques and then there is the other strategy in the village harambees. Whenever a harambee is held in the village, the organising committee 'borrow' money from a local businessman which will be used 'to attract donations'. After the harambee, the 'borrowed money' is returned to the businessman, no penny less. The remainder is paltry and the hole is dug in the family resources. How long shall we have families being left with debts by the departed souls, that they cannot repay?

Here in Germany, for example, we have contributions to a health insurance scheme deducted from one's salary. At a premium of anything up to 130 Euros/head/month (apart from the church tax!), one is guaranteed good health care. It is not free, but you are sure of your bills not following you to the grave. In fact, some of these schemes are so comprehensive and comfortable that if, for example, I went back to Nairobi and were (God forbid) indisposed, I'd get treatment in the dream institution like Nairobi Hospital. All I need is my Insurance card/number and other paperworks. This scheme takes care of in-patient as well as out-patient services. The only exclusions are fitting of teeth-fillers and glasses/spectacles. Where one is too poor to afford, the government may pay for them an amount which takes the burden from the family and government to the able hands of the risk management system-health insurance scheme providers. Is such a scheme not feasible for the Kenyan people? Can't a tea farmer contribute his Shs. between 50 and 500 or even more/month and the family in a well-paying job contribute money to cater for treatment even abroad? Should it be only MPs who can be flown to South Africa, Israel, UK, USA and Germany while our poor relatives die in poorly equipped bug-infested Nyayo wards? I think the Kenyan healthcare consumer needs no more freebies, what is needed is a comprehensive mandatory health insurance scheme. What do you think?

Kenyans need better life. This does not come in the form of free things, the government has already provided a lot of 'free stuff'. Free things are not good for a working nation. Some people who could earn by providing what the government dolls around as the 'free services' are rendered jobless and unproductive. Free sanitary towels and maternity services are not the panacea for the Kenyan woman, it is the evolution of a well-structured and managed universal health care insurance scheme to cater for the whole family that is needed. Get down to business and don't play games with our health, Charity. We need an insurance scheme for health in Kenya to remove the barriers of access to quality healthcare. A health insurance will ensure the mental health and peace of mind for the Kenyan families. Certainly with the spiralling burden wrought by HIV-AIDS, the burden for the cost of the health care should not be left to chance, we need bold policies for Kenya that will guarantee sustainability and reliability.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Questions to Raphael Tuju on Kass FM - 27 Jul 2007

Thank you for finding time to visit Kass FM. I didn't hear all the talk but I guess it was enjoyable and enlightening. I'd have liked to ask you but was late for the link through Washington. Anyhow let me ask you some apolitical questions.
  • How effective is your ministry marketing Kenya? I say this because although I see a lot of our athletes running all over the world, I hardly see miniature Kenyan flags being waved by fans as they cheer them. Why is it not made a policy that when they leave the country to participate in those sports meetings abroad, the government provides miniature Kenyan flags to be given to the crowd. Occasionally I see South African flags even when they don't have any participant. Wouldn't it be wise to take advantage of our Kalenjin and Kenyan athletes to improve the face of Kenya? Does your ministry recognise the marketing potential in our athletes, say even wearing a www.magicalkenya.com branded tee-shirt during their victory laps (if this does not infringe on the sponsorship territory of course)?
  • Just next door to me is a shop with the name "Hakuna Matata". I will forgive you for thinking it belongs to me or a Kenyan! It is owned by a South African! I hardly see Kenyan tea and coffee here while I can drink Tanzania and Uganda tea! What is happening to Kenyan marketing strategies?
  • Where is the Kenyan much hyped dress for example? Some of us would like to step out in it but we can't buy it abroad.
  • In spite of you being a computer literate and competent person, why are these products not available on the internet? What does your ministry do to ensure that Kenya takes advantage of ecommerce.
  • I will ask you a question I always want to ask every MP: Why are you not paying your taxes as an MP?
Ahsante

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Kanu - comments on Kass FM 26 Jul 2007

Arap Sang,
Chamgei ago i tagaat. Tos iganye isooman ng'olyoondoni? Kanu ko tinyei 'taganeet' nebo choorset ak kaaluletab kampunisiek che kitooreti Kalenjin. Ye king'alale Kanu ak kitabaan ko kaking'eet ng'eet ng'wonindo ak tobootet amu ke yumgei choriik. Teebutiet ko ni, kimuchi ki uundo anan kinyaitoi ano kot koyaanak kogeny eng biik che ki isereet Kanu?

Kimwa chi kole "Bitoriin Cheserem, ogoigoii Cherop". Ateebe ale, Cheserem ak Cherop ko ng'oo bichu? Ye kimuuch kewoluu ng'olyondoni kemuuch kewoluu tangoochikab chi anum.

Arap Sang, Mi ng'ala miloot!

Kongoi is kin inee amu tuguuk aeng': Kass FM ak EMO, nda kibirchin kura ko kaikai kikoochi chuto amu tiei Kalenjin iman. Ki amwa aiin bo ui ale onge cheeng katuiyeetab Kalenjin ne iumi biik che chaang ak kemwee ng'aleek che kitiegei chito agenge. Ara ogeere ole mi chi ne mochei ko kertaenech kiroonget. Ang ka tuun keng'etu eng' kew ne leel oo we leiye!
Ogich bikyook eng ODM-K, ma kiweeksei karaiin, gotaab kimiteek ak loolek - Kanu!
Sere Nyou woi!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Winning formula for ODM-K, Comments of Kass FM 23 Jul 2007

  1. I have a question: where are women in this whole business? We yell at Kibaki to have 30% of the positions reserved for women, but in all these arrangement for ODM-K positions, where are women?
  2. I am sad. Our people should stop and listen for a while to Kenya. Why is this "Raila cannot be elected" nonsense still coming up when America is about to elect a Luo (Obama) as president? Kalonzo approaches the presidential campaign lazily, nobody is going to be gifted the seat on taabet. Raila is working harder than all of them for the seat. Surely, people reap where they sow. In my opinion, we should not be entertaining the thought that anyone of the front-runners is unfit to lead just because of their surnames. ODM-K is a team party, any candidate that is ready to get out to dirty their hands with work and form coalitions is likely to win. Sitting and waiting for lady luck to smile will not work. Let us say that I refuse to name a candidate because I don't need to name the obvious!
  3. On the situation of ODM-K should be a party as well as a party of parties (Coalition party).

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Democratise our schools - comments on Kass FM 19 Jul 2007

School strikes are a result of our school systems not having a workable mechanism to get feedback from the students. Teachers talk to and talk at the students while ignoring the contributions of the same. The communication is single-lane. What is missing is democracy in high school. Prefects are appointed by and are therefore the administrative agents of the school administration. Indeed, I am neither aware of the provisions in the education act nor presence in our high schools of a students' union into which they elect representatives that communicate their desires/demands to the school administration. Where there is absence of a mechanism of effective communication from the students of their problems and wishes, the best language becomes stone-throwing, arson and rampage. For it seems this is the language that will ring the most visible indicators of trouble within.

To minimise and eliminate the problem of strikes and school closures, I am suggesting that either:
1. Schools allow formation of student unions which must be recognised by the school administration, much in the same way like at the university,
or

2. Deliberately set aside a day called 'the students' parliament' much in the same way that there is a morning school assembly but where students, rather than the teachers, voice their problems freely albeit without being victimised. Such ‘parliaments’ may of necessity be attended by some members of the school board.

This way, our schools will be democratised. School strikes and closures are a result of failure by the students to communicate their wishes/frustrations to the administration. A method of catharsis (steam releasing or breathing mechanism) is needed. The prefects cannot be expected to represent the students before the administration; they lord over the students in the place of the teachers. We need to democratise our high schools. Allow the students to have a way of communicating to the teachers. Teachers should not imagine that the students are there to only listen and not respond. In our modern world, teachers should not think they own absolute access to information and knowledge while entertaining the skewed notion that the students are dim-wits (stupid). There are many sources of information in school, including clandestine pocket radios through which those students listen to Kass FM among other stations. In fact these should be legalised so that whoever can, may bring a radio. All reading and no entertainment makes Kipchumba a dull boy.

Finally, may I ask a question that may be unrelated to this but touches on our school life. Is it true that the murram (Githeri) that is cooked in most if not all of our high schools is mixed with diesel to 'cool the blood' of the students? This is certainly a disgusting thing if it ever happens. But what is that smell in githeri in high school? Tunguraas?

Friday, July 13, 2007

Thy food is thy medicine - comments on Kass FM 13 July 2007

'Thy food is thy medicine'. Kaaikai ilenjineiweech biik koneetgei koaam amitwogik che chaang' sogeek kou ingweek che bo gaa. Amata kobwaat biik kole kaboruneetab keek mogoriot ko ke am banyeek. Banyeek eng' kotugul ko bo kibananookab chameetabgei eng' boorto, mogoreek che bo iman ko amei ngweek che kiinyitgei emetnyo bo Kalenjin (asi koton suunetik)! Amu yo keenam tigenoikab kimagunook, mogongyoot ak alak koteitei robiisieguk ib kole chiim.

O am isocheek, isageek, ogeere robuonik magatinik ak okwei momonik agot cho biite oreet tabanwek, amelilaan. Ongelu chego che mursi. O am kimolonik, oee chaik the nyolileen (green tea) ak mindeiyweet amu bo kamanuut chutok asi kokwei busagarieek che mi borto amu amitwogiik che ka iam ye ng'aa boorto komoche agine koisto tugul che yaachen (waste). Ongeyaas 'chips na kuku' amu matooreti kiy eng' boorto chutok. Onge am 'githeri' che maa kichuur asi kokoneech mogotiet koasken moeet. Moeet yoo karatak ama mandoi koya nebo iman amu ka maalak ib koek temeniet! Ara anyuun mochei boorto tugun che mindilileen (antioxidants) ak komochei kora ke ee beek che chaaaaaaang' (amu solvent eng' wastes che chaang', mising ko yo ki amisiei, ye imugak ogany ke ee beek che lolong'). O ngetieem ke am amitwogik che solootin (coloured foods) amu saleiweek (pigments) ko tinyei boisiet eng' boorto. Eng' bitoni ke ale mboonik cho ochutee ng'ony eng' oloo bo gaa! Omwee sundeet, ak ogany kesoom serikali koeesio mwaanik cho uu 'grease'.

Oyee leiyee, ameliloonji boorto asi iwe keeny. "Ongebir maat ko loo". Ne bo let, ongechuul borto. Chito ne imuchi koal baskilit ak kobun, yo iwendi eng' oreet ko meende eunek loolet, moche keeng'us banda asi ko gochi muguldo ko ureren. Biik che imuuchi koruai muutio ak kineetgei kebun keldo eng yo kibendi kong'eete yo ma loo.

Atoboti amu ngunoo ko ma komii maineek che tia eng' Kenya! Sagiteen amitwogiguk!

Friday, July 06, 2007

Comments on Kass FM 06 Jul 2007

Arap Sang,
Bo Chameet karoon is we! Ke ooch moeet agobo ng'olyondono. Bunyoot neo ne bo kabatindetab Kalenjin ko ki chitaab Kalenjin. Amu nee asi ko amgei kwariin biikyok? Keer tuguchu

1. KCC. Ng'o che kigoon Tissue papers che chaang' kosiir chego che kiibei farmers? Bigaab Kalenjin! Ana kaiting'o!

2. AFC/ADC. Anga nda ingen biikyok kole kitooretech kampunisiechu, ko kibwa kondo mooinik ak kotubeer kamunisiecho. Abwati ADC Kimwani, Ki kikoito kot kobek ak komi biik che ing'ururi mbaret eng' Kiptega, Sokosik etc. Ng'o ne kiiluch eut, tos ma chinnyo? Ingen arap Meli inoo ak OCS (Philip Kosgey) ole kikisoomte mbaretab Kimwani ago kiibenech chito ne kitinyei eng' ADC Ndabibi, Chabali, Prison eng' Kitale etc. Aiyo. Ki ang' keng'em AFC, ko tos ma kibar kabatiikchok? Ki akwong' ale kimwa chito age kole 'write-off my debt with AFC' amu 'my maize was struck by lightning'. Ng'o ne kikooro bandeek che kabeel ilat?

Bichoo kichorso ib kotubeer kampunisiekchok ko che kiing'em kainetab Kalenjin. Anga noo ko 'ma iwang'unegei segem book'. Mitei biik che yaei boisiet ne nyoolu, anga chang'aan ko cho indoi nguno. Amu kinyoor boisiet agobo 'merit' ama amu 'godfathers'. Kwong'utiet arap Sang ko amu kabwa nguno choriichoto kosoom ng'echerook kondoiweech. Choriik che mochei koboi CDF etc. 'Ma kiyooktoe kimageet beeny biriir'.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Ingredients of Kalenjin Bonding: Unity in Diversity

Unity in diversity. A very ignored tenet in humanity, one of those aspects of democracy that guarantees the rights of the minority even in the face of domination by the majority. It is the strength of those who hold divergent views and yet live harmoniously. It is a well known and acclaimed fact that man, by nature, is poor at multitasking, hence the wisdom of division of labour. Even in the most basic sense, diverse ideas on salient issues like religion have the potential to dismember such sacrosanct institutions as the family. What does unity in diversity mean for Kenya's 42-plus tribes, indeed for Africa's rainbow of skin colour, religious creed, economic strata and geographical, or indeed even historical diversity? What does unity in diversity mean for the Kalenjin, a club of nine-some (nine is a magical number in Kalenjin myths) tongues unified by their similarities or pretended similarities in culture and obvious tongue as well as evolutionary or migratory attributes?


The Kalenjin were not called so at the beginning of the last century, if anything not before the 1950s. Before this time, the "Nandi-Speaking" peoples was a common reference and these facts are covered in some historical monographs and journal publications (Refer to Wikipedia) and some academic manuscripts published in the 1940 like the one by Evan-Pritchard. The emergence of the term Kalenjin seems more like a coinage of some intellectual class which was desirous to cement a political alliance as a bargaining chip.
Beginning in the 1940s, individuals from these groups who were going off to fight in World War II (1939–45) used the term kale or kole (the process of scarring the breast or the arm of a warrior who had killed an enemy in battle) to refer to themselves. During wartime radio broadcasts, an announcer, John Chemallan, used the phrase kalenjok ("I tell you," plural). Later, individuals from these groups who were attending Alliance High School formed a "Kalenjin" club. Fourteen in number, they constituted a distinct minority in this prestigious school in an area dominated by another tribe, the Gikuyu. The Kalenjin wanted an outward manifestation of identity and solidarity to distinguish them from the Gikuyu. These young high school students formed what would become the future Kalenjin elite. Kalenjin identity was consolidated with the founding of a Kalenjin Union in Eldoret in 1948, and the publication of a monthly magazine called Kalenjin in the 1950s.


Oddly, this word was settled on to unify the communities much like the demonised GEMA conglomerated around an acronym for the tribal nouns Gikuyu, Embu, Meru and ambivalently the Akamba. Why the Kalenjin club survived where Gema dispersed is beyond the scope of the present discussion.
The Kalenjin movement was not simply the development of a people's identity. The British colonial government supported the Kalenjin movement and sponsored the Kalenjin monthly magazine out of a desire to foster anti-Gikuyu sentiments during the Mau Mau emergency. The Mau Mau movement was a mostly Gikuyu-led revolt against British colonialism that provoked an official state of emergency lasting from October 1952 to January 1960. Gikuyu conflicts both with the British and with non-Gikuyu tribes (including the Kalenjin) factored in the creation of Kalenjin solidarity and unity. Of note is that the Kalenjins are now recognised as one super-classification much in the line of thinking that informs the way in which the Luhya are amalgamated and sub-classified. By composition, the Kalenjin are made up of the Nandi (Chepng’al), Keiyo, Tugen, Kipsigis, Terik, Kony (Sebei, Sabaot), Pok (Lako), Suk (Pokwut, Pokot), Endo (not a clan of Keiyo?), Marakwet and the Kalenjin Okiek (Dorobo).


The different Kalenjin communities have had different references for each other. Thus, the Nandi were derogatively or otherwise called Chepng'al (watu wa maneno mengi!) by the other Kalenjins. There is, however, a myth that indicates that the name Nandi was given by some Arab merchants in reference to a community of vicious attackers, much like a swift bird called Nandi. It is perhaps important to mention that the term Nandi is used in the Indian language to refer to a goddess whose symbol is a bull! Does this have anything to do with the love for a cow by the Nandi and Kalenjins? It is a matter of conjecture, perhaps, but the love for a cow is found in the most flowery and unflattering language forms. "Koonyit ko toroor ko tee tany ak muren", respect is equated to a man and a cow! Ostensibly because when a man has cows, he can marry a woman and thus completely earn his respect 'koondit'.


Let’s say that history has done the Kalenjin some justice by identifying the cultural and linguistic points of convergence, and now it is upon us, this generation and the ones to come after us, to identify what divides us so that we can iron them out and model on a realistic and sustainable unity. In the Moi presidency, the Kalenjin were under the illusion that they were safe, needed not worry about multi-partyism and possibly needed no planning about the post-Moi political dispensation. That myth came crumbling on 30 Dec 2002 when the community woke up to realize that ‘Eve had no dress and I too am naked’. I need not repeat what has been repeated ad nuseum, except that a rallying of the community to counter any attempts to over-run and decimate us became the most popular effort of this community of valiant warriors. If the Kalenjin haters had succeeded in stigmatising, corralling and hoarding us into a cocoon of self-pity, the Kalenjin were to have been banished from the face of Kenya. As it were, the Kalenjin-haters' efforts came to naught, they didn’t succeed.


To not repeat the case where the community swung with Mr. Moi, we need to identify issues that unify us and those that divide us. In this case, we will avoid the case that led Njehu Gatabaki to dismiss the Kalenjin in his acidic derision that was published in the defunct yellow-journalism, the Finance magazine. I remember how every other Kalenjin kept their quiet while my cousin, Tony Kirwa, and I wrote a piece in defense of the Kalenjin (Why Gatabaki is wrong, Kenya Times, Wed 16 Nov 1994, page 7) which elicited a number of unsavoury exchanges between us and the dishonoured MP. I will post a scan of the papers elsewhere, soon. We, the Kalenjin, need to claim a deserved stake of Kenya, not as hopeless beggars at the mercy of some political god-father. No, the Kalenjin need to stand tall as proud co-owners and prominent shareholders of Kenya Inc., as a very pivotal addition without which Kenya is, but another dirty dot on a dark continent. We should know that like every citizen of Kenya: the Elmolo, the Okiek, the Giriama, the Tiriki, etc., we are an inseparable part of the Kenya socio-political fabric. Without us, this great nation will be in tatters, groan, bleed dry and wither.


The current show of Kalenjin unity may be threatened unless the tenets that bring us together are strengthened. Let me begin by saying that two things prompt me to say this. One is that the Moi presidency reversed the Kalenjin peoples’ democratisation to an extent that the Kalenjin people elected anybody he preferred as nobody dared contradict his fiat. The second reason is that while the Kalenjin position themselves to play a key role in the present political order, it is emerging that, indeed every community is angling to play the deciding or swing vote in the ever-changing political scenario. I provoke thought with a question I have asked before, should we invest in only one individual to determine our destiny as we continue to do with the ageless professor of politics, or do we need an approach that promotes a collegiate summit to manage the Kalenjin matters, much in the context of a 'Kalenjin Kokwet Council'?. Which is likely to promote a sense of ownership, a demi-god or a group that can 'weiwei' the options before plunging the community in the abyss of selfish and unconnected political expeditions?


Let me begin with a piece of tired history. After independence in 1963, the young nation needed to fuse into one massive shell, called Kenya. None of us bothered to ask what the name Kenya meant, which language it was or who had given it. I'm not sure that were we to rename this great land today, we would arrive at a consensus name given the way we are so tribally conscious! At independence, the word tribe was frowned upon as the people of Kenya embraced the nation-state and the 'growth' and well-being of Kenya became the more pressing need than abstractions like equitable distribution of national wealth. Anybody who raised a finger against the omniscient Jomo was seen as an enemy of Kenya, a 'Pumbavu', and was greeted with some unprintable platitudes. Therefore we all pretended to be Kenyans. Unwittingly, the rest of the country went to bed while Nyakinyua ran amok with land-grabbing sprees and the Chepkube menace.


The Gikuyu were eating while the rest of the communities sang the patriotic songs “ee Kanu, Kanu yajenga nchi” and 'nchi yangu ya Kenya ni nchi ya ajabu, tuungane pamoja tujenge taifa'. One only needs to listen to the patriotic songs of those days to affirm this. When Jaramogi decided to liberalise politics, the slaughter of his people in Kisumu greeted his efforts. Meanwhile, the key state corporations were being managed by the current millionaires, state companies collapsed while the company executives were becoming stinking rich ‘untouchables’. Sometimes I wonder whether my son has a role model to learn from, somebody who became a railway porter and rose on to be a millionaire by working hard, much like Tiny Rowland of the defunct Lonrho Plc. But he probably needs any, he just needs to avoid copying the ones we know.


Jomo slept, and Baba Moi inherited a system that had created a demi-god president: a primordial benefactor, the principal distributor of national wealth, farmer number one, teacher number one, family planner number one, and Kalenjin number one. To ‘speak with one voice’ was a great political philosophy and the greatest political professor considered any dissenting opinion as heretic and an insult to his consummate wisdom. On the underside, we saw communities within the Kalenjin club being branded as enemies while a select club was benefiting from state largesse, all in the name of the Kalenjin. I cannot forget an incident where I was in some audience somewhere. After being asked to identify the ‘enemy’, the audience failed to identify that the enemy was an ethnic community which is a member of the Kalenjin club! When the host pronounced the name of the enemy tribe, I blushed (well my blood became hot actually) and some in the audience turned to betray my intrusion. But it had been done. This was sustained throughout the Moi presidency with some communities being tagged as enemies, ‘berberen’, ‘kororon’, ‘choronok’, 'oribegei' etc. This should never have been allowed to begin in the first place, but Moi’s was a divide and rule regime per excellence, perfected to the core and sustained by a coterie of well-oiled sycophants.


The sad thing is that when the Kalenjin thieves were robbing the national coffers, they did it on their own, or at least for their families. When it was time to pay back, they high-tailed to the communities to seek refuge, then it was expedient for them to bundle the community into a single defence army. In a nutshell, when it was time to eat, Moi’s presidency was a closed house for only a select few court ‘eaters’. When it was pay-back time, the same exclusive eaters sought refuge in the community with the tired cliché ‘we are being haunted as a community’. We still hear these from the men and women who raped and crippled the very nerve centre of the Kalenjin economy, the KCC, KGGCU, NCPB, KIE, KNTC etc. While these corporations were going under or changing hands under the tables and being taken up by statehouse squatters, those that sustain the economies of Moi's erstwhile political enemies were thriving. Even the tea and coffee sectors were to have collapsed except that these were more controlled by Central Kenya cartels well out reach of the domineering RV Mafia.


Today, while the thieves of yesteryears enjoy the community’s protection, the protectors, you and I, walk around economically naked because of the collapse of several key agricultural-sector driving forces. The Kenyan, indeed the Kalenjin farmer was reduced to a pauper by their own government because the bubble millionaires with statehouse tentacles went on a product importation spree. Radioactive milk from Ukraine found a ready market and was safe to consume in Kenya as did Ugandan maize while the Kalenjin dairy and cereal farmer saw a collapse of the sectors at the hands of a Kalenjin government. The pride of the Kalenjin farmer was deflated irreparably by their own sons!


Fast forward to today. Mr. Moi is not in power and the Kalenjin are more solidly united and politically conscious and educated than ever. Granted, when I went to China in 2001, milk from Lessos was leaving each morning for the fresh milk market in Kisumu. Kibaki's government has tried to resuscitate the farmer's pride. Today, milk from Lessos doesn't go Cherongowards to Kisumu and Western Kenya, nay. In 2006, when I returned to Kenya, I found the milk being delivered to Kong'asiswards by the small scale farmer on a bicycle or on foot to the cooling plant in Lessos. In fact, one farmer who had forgotten his a/c number asked his son (an acquaintance of mine) to lunch at Kapsabet. The father was going to pay the bill. It brought back fond memories of the 1970s and 1980s, such a long time ago, that farmers used to drive the newest pick-ups and tractors in Eldoret town. Does any of you remember those stories of farmers going to an Indian's shop with money in a gunia, asking the Mhindi for the price of a new Ford or International tractor while the Mhindi looked at him from head to toe and back, trying to size up the rugged fellow against the price of the new tractor? Of course the Mhindi finally counted the money he needed for the tractor, much more money remained in the bag which he handed back to the nonchalant farmer. The 'kwaang'at' farmer rode his tractor back.


Those were the days when the credit facilities for farmers at AFC were available for asking, easily accessible and cheap. In Moi's Kenya, people who took these loans needed special clearance from some massive green pens, they could concoct stories like a ridiculous one I revised a long time ago. It read 'please write off my loan because lightning struck my crop of maize'. Lightning is a natural calamity, a strike of maize by lightning is creativity at its ebb. In the Moi's Kenya, brokers drove better and bigger cars, lived in better houses and put their children in better schools. The economy that was sustaining the Kalenjin was ruined by a Kalenjin ruling class while the people were reduced to beggars lining street corners for meagre pecuniary hand-outs. They were paltry when weighted against the robberies.


So much for the pain, back to the gist of my monologue, Kalenjin unity. Granted that in their magnanimity, the Kalenjin have accepted Mr. Moi's mistakes and decided to reinvent themselves as a unified house, how sustainable is the unity? One hopes that it is not a tower of cards, waiting to come down crumbling. But, is it an ephemeral coalescence driven more by fear of some unknown 'chemosiit' than a convergence of thought, or is it more reasonable than I can perceive? How about the mental ownership of 'Kalenjin', how much of Kalenjin is owned by the individual Kalenjin communities as opposed to it being owned by a few greedy 'elite' individuals with designs that are larger than your and my daily needs? Is it possible to premise the Kalenjin unity on a collection of ideological diversity but remain sustained as a unity of purpose because of some sense of importance accorded to each of the communities to that unity? Does a Sabaot in Mt. Elgon, for example, feel the same sense of mental ownership of the Kalenjin club as does a Nandi of Cherondo in Tindiret? I am aware that it is easy for anybody to imagine this as a stoking of old flames and an incitement of irrelevant issues that had better been let to rest. Ochamegei! Let's not bury our heads in the sand: by pressing the wound, the pus will come out, the wound will dry and we'll be healing it! Any other thing is an invitation to 'bulbuleni' and a Chernobyl-type explosion of a septic and contagious hatred will be inevitable. By confronting the issues that divide us, we'll be narrowing the gap, thrashing out the causes will undoubtedly help us to melt even closer. This is a viable move towards a sustainable unity of purpose.


While the emergence of the Hon. William Ruto presidential bid has given the community a new sense of identity, a semblance of freedom from the Moi clan hegemony and some security of tenure as well as the realisation that we can have a bargaining chip in the post-Moi Kenya, there are issues that need to be addressed. For example, as I asked before, is it possible for the Kalenjin to constitute a leadership summit, call it the Kalenjin Kokwet Council, out of which Ruto emerges as a leader, one among equals? This kind of arrangement will allow the Pokot to feel a sense of ownership of part of the Kalenjin club. The danger in approaching the Kalenjin unity issue as we did the approach to national unity (by demonising rather than respecting the tribe) is to promote some pretence of the absence of the undercurrents of internecine suspicions. I am not inventing these. I am aware that we are likely to face the problem of one tribe feeling excluded from a just share of the Kalenjin ‘pie’ should we be able to get recognition as a collective bloc. How certain are we that if one pretends enough to be the ‘chief’ of the Kalenjin, (s)he will not think it wise to exclude other tribes in his negotiations for positions in government.


This almost takes me off the veneer to another issue I raised elsewhere. Even if the Kalenjin seek to ‘put one of our own in statehouse’ as we always hear it sung to us ad infinitum now, are we going to be tenants in statehouse for ever? I have been of the idea that the Kalenjin did not become politically schooled because of one of their own occupying statehouse. Rather they did this only after being jolted to the perception that some crazy person in the ruling class may come knocking their door seeking retribution. Indeed while the Kalenjin were fusing and intimidating the current administration into backing off from vendetta, it emerged that the Moi clan was pursuing a more friendlier and safer approach by seeking rapprochement with the Kibaki statehouse. He was seeking his and his clan's security and survival.


The Kalenjin were magnetised in spite and in the absence from statehouse of Mr. Moi. This unity should be natured and not endangered. The first republic rubbished tribe as pumbavu, anti-development and at the same time promoted the -isms associated with it. Nepotism and clannism became the basis for getting appointments to state corporations. This was sustained by the Moi regime. Mr. Moi extended it a little to the church. Almost to a man, for example, a non-AIC adherent Nandi was perceived as an enemy of Mzee. Bishop Alexander Kipsang arap Muge was demonised because he was Anglican, Samuel Kipyebei arap Ng'eny (I would have more grouses with him because he stole Lenana School from me for his son) was never a darling of Mr. Moi even though he was among the 'Kifunguo Tatu' (sic) of 1979. Henry Kosgey never quite settled in Moi's Statehouse although he could have been helped by 'kanyiok'. Please be reminded that Kipruto arap Kirwa has never found favour before Moi, even after prostrating and apologising profusely in public. Simply because he is not AIC! Where the non-AIC leaders in Nandi were depreciated and haunted to subjugation, the clownish Barng'etuny grabbed hundreds of acres of Kimwani ADC complex for each of his sons-in-law (I wish he had another daughter for me to marry) while the poor folks at Kiptega, Kamung'ei, Sitet and Kipkures looked on agape. John Cheruiyot got a soft landing in a state corporation while Stanley Metto walked Nandi like a large colossus. David arap Bett and a new AIC-convert (I was in the meeting where he declared that he had joined AIC at Kabuson AIC Church in 1997), one Tony Ketter, supplied to KCC more toilet tissue than the milk which was delivered by the farmers.


Education was not spared either. Mr. Moi deliberately put his fingers in schools that were christened with a prefix AIC-Ng'orotionge Secondary School, any other was doomed to rot. It was during his time that we witnessed schools changing nominal church sponsors, sometimes under acrimonious circumstances as happened in in the then CPK-AIC tug of war at Lelmolok and Chepkoiyo in Uasin Gishu. The AIC church became a new tribe, a new clan if you like. It still is, for Evangelist Moi will be found in Nandi occasionally preaching! In the meantime, Moi employed three Tugen vestiges and proteges to prefect the three Nandi countries. Mark Kiptarbei arap Too was detailed to keep a tight lid on Nandi, Reuben Chesire and his agile sister, Zipporah Kitony kept an eye on Uasin-Gishu and Trans-Nzoia, respectively.


The Kibaki presidency has been even worse! Not only has this regime negated the achievements made at the demise of the Kanu behemoth in the last election. In 2002, Kenyans thought, acted sang and danced 'yote yawezekana' in the hope that tribe would be banished forever from the requirements to qualify for a state appointment. In Kibaki's government, the ministers have been given the lee-way to run their ministries without having to run scared of some village party activist with fillers at Statehouse. That is a plus. However, two sad things happened with this. The ministers have turned the ministries into tribal enclaves and reward centres. You don't need to be a genius to perceive this glaring reality; looking at any government parastatal gives one the clearest index of which tribal chief is in charge. Sadly, there aren't 42 ministries, and even if this were the case, some are class A while others are as good as ministerial departments. I do not need to belabour the second misgiving, that Kenya is a democracy best defined as 'a government of the old, by the old for all'.

In view of what the previous republics have done, Kenya and the Kalenjin need legislation to protect the citizens against mercenaries of state power so that in or out of power ‘our things’ should not be tampered with because the elaborate legislation will guarantee the rights of the weakest in the face of the menacing domineers. Community protectors need not be flesh and blood human beings who are likely to abandon the community in the high-seas. Much the same way that Kenya needs guarantee of the rights of the minority by the majority, the Kalenjin need declared and visible indices that a Sabaot will not be overrun by a Nandi in that part of their world because of their demographic strength or lack thereof. In the same way, the Terik need not be demised because of their numerical inferiority (although most of the Nandi are Terigek anyway). To guarantee this sense of collective and corporate ownership of the Kalenjin juggernaut, we need some sober thinking and not some orgasmic excitement. As the Kalenjin, we need a clear distinction between politicians and legislators including noise-makers on the one hand, and a collective Kalenjin leadership council. Can the Kalenjin offer representatives in equal proportion to constitute a supreme council that will handle and steer the community’s national aspirations? Such a council will be constituted as a semi-autonomous body made up of apolitical members representing every tribe, small or big. I hold no monopoly of ideas, certainly not of knowledge. But a robust discussion is required, not savage dismissals like are likely to greet this suggestion.


Aside from the council, the second thing is that I wish to state that it is important for all other Kalenjin tribes to respect each others' territorial interests. I am aware that this is not a very favourable topic, at least not for modern convenient thinkers. But I have taken it upon myself to broach this topic so as to slay the ghosts once and for all. Just as stated before, the Nandi should have a Nandi to represent their interests, a Keiyo should represent the Keiyo interests, even the interests of the Pokot are better represented by an ethnic Pokot. It means that it should be taken as a show of extreme insult of the Marakwet community if a Nandi should even dream of supplanting a Marakwet in the leadership of Marakwet country. This is the same for a Kipsigis in Nandi country, for in no way is a Nandi going to articulate the needs of a Tugen in Tugenland, much the same way an ethnic Kipsigis cannot be relied upon to not be tempted to devolve monies and development goodies and agenda from Nandi to a remote conclave in Kipsigisland.


Let us remember that, in Menjo University, for those who went there, we were told "Kiseetei kipchoi and eem bo buun". We would be educated by that paradigm to appreciate that we cannot invade fellow Kalenjins, Ongeseet Maasai ak eembo Lem etc. One of the truths that must be told is that when there is a ‘foreigner’ seeking positions of leadership in another tribe’s sphere, it will undoubtedly stoke the fires of hate and easily leads to a break-up of the Kalenjin unity. It is vexatious and gritty, however nationalist we pretend to be. Did I cease to be Chemoso's child because I woke up to realise that I am a Kalenjin? Will I name my son Cheptumo, or Chedatum just because I am an ardent Kalenjin? Hardly. I will name him according to the way the Nandi do. Only then can that make him stand out as a Kalenjin. That is why anybody who speaks Kalenjin language doesn't necessarily lay claim to Kalenjin membership. We need an entry point. Indeed, it is because of the privilege of being born a Nandi that I lay claim to my right as a Kalenjin.It is not vice-versa and to smell tribalism and any other -ism in this argument smacks of intellectual hypocrisy and ignorance of one's history. I am proud to be a Nandi, I expect any other Kalenjin to identify his/her roots and be proud of that. Stand tall as a Keiyot, Tugenin, Kipsigisin or Terigin. Don't be ashamed of this for in any case you bear indelible tribal marks, your names!


To rubbish the tribe as a unit of identity, security and nucleus about which the nation-state is cemented is to ask Kenyans to cede their surnames and adopt John Michael Joseph as a universal tag of a nation of patriotic pretenders. What a shame! To be proud of one's tribe and seek equitable distribution and a rightful share of the national cake to ensure that every tribe gets a share is to promote a sense of collective ownership of Nairobi. I will certainly not be amused if I am told that my tribe will not be represented in the Kalenjin club, much so the Kenyan association ostensibly because we are one. What balderdash! Promote and secure the units, the additive effect is that the centre will hold. God did not create Kenya, he created our tongues and consequently our tribes. Kenya is an acceptable, if irresistible, drawing of some imperialists, quite succinctly, a creation of the grabbers who were wining and dining at the remote Berlin conference.


Finally, for the collective Kalenjin representation, the prime representative emerging from the summit may come from any of the tribes either by consensus or through an electoral college. "Ma kindiitoi muren sumei". I ask again, is it possible to constitute a Kalenjin Kokwet Council? Will this enhance Kalenjin unity or not? Insult me if you can, but face the facts and discuss.

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